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jayrockin: After so many years of disliking centaurs for being impractically designed, I thought of a design that actually makes them look like functional organisms! And now I love them!!! Their hands have two thumbs, and can be used in walking and runni

everythingiwantiswrong2: derekisme: (2) young straight males really have only two functions: firstly, to carry and transfer semen and, secondly, to eat pussy. That’s all they have to do. That’s it. That’s all. Everything else is filler. Love

serviceorientedsub: What the hell does one do to get two 10” functioning dicks?!?! Talk about karma. HE must have saved the universe from destruction in a past life. It’s the only explanation. see the MEN i worship: http://serviceorientedsub.tumblr.c

xxxfamilyfun: Two years after the birth of my third kid, I have found myself in a sexless marriage filled with playdates, birthday parties, and school functions. But no sex. I asked my dad for advice and I could see by the look on his face that he had

smute: god how do people just function?!? its like i can either take care of my schoolwork OR keep my apartment clean OR look after my mental health OR have a social life… but never two or more at a time. no matter which aspect of my life is going well

ozzysfm: Ciri test model. There’s still work to do. Yes, the lighting isn’t what it should be. The Ciri model is having some difficulties. I did these two to see how well she functioned. Verdict: not ready. Major thanks to Ganonmaster at SFMLab,

highfiveshiningstrike: spookycon: what if two people who really just hate each other discover they’re drift compatible and have to learn to deal w/ the other so they can run a functioning jaeger It’s called Striker Eureka.

notallwugs: Two scientists walk into a bar: “I’ll have an H2O.” “I’ll have an H2O, too.” The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms

y’know, its rather disturbing that that ship specifically had a monitor to watch a chamber that seemed to have no other purpose than to watch Gems get crushed to death. With sound.

I still think about my Better Call Saul animal headcanons from like two years ago(this post and this post) and in case y'all were wondering, Chuck is a badger, Howard is a yellow lab/golden retriever, and Lalo is a tiger. I feel like Nacho and Mike are

bpod-mrc: 29 March 2015 Two Left Features From the outside your brain looks symmetrical, right down to the creases. On the inside, though, it’s a different story. The cells of your brain have different structures and functions on the left and

bigmamag: #OMFG#I have seen this on my dash several times#I just now realized that the two tribbles in Spock’s hands#are wearing sashes and holding tiny lirpas#I have lost my ability to function correctly

derekisme: (2) young straight males really have only two functions: firstly, to carry and transfer semen and, secondly, to eat pussy. That’s all they have to do. That’s it. That’s all. Everything else is filler.

Krystal paused to show off her new bikini to Mr. Crude.“Very pretty!” he said with a smile.“And functional, too,” she replied. “A pull on just two strings and you’ll have complete access.”

fapsg: suydamandgomorrah: Diphallia. This man claims to have two fully functional penises.(source) (source) (source) (via) Which 1 does he prefer?

topman: Episode 9 of Topman V sees two of the UK’s top design talents, Dom Chinea and Tom Woods battle it out. The guys have 24 hours to make a cool, unique, functioning light piece of lighting. Head on over to TopmanTV to watch the full battle NOW!

kinkyandslutty: Yes baby, you can fuck my bestfriend. As long as both your tongues are in my holes and I am cumming, you two can have fun. I bet she’s so much tighter than me.

It’s so rude that I don’t have two dicks inside me right now 🙄

Sometimes I wish I could learn how to have normal functional conversation with someone. It would be so much more easier that way to find a friend or two. But the chances are few and I’m only good at not making a good impression. Starting to feel

trapped-in-a-jar replied to your post “pikacock replied to your photoset: I was commissioned to draw this OC,…”I would argue the urethra could conceivably only have one functioning pathway. If you have two, the urine would still find the

eeveeinheat: ratofponi: trapped-in-a-jar replied to your post “pikacock replied to your photoset: I was commissioned to draw this OC,…” I would argue the urethra could conceivably only have one functioning pathway. If you have two, the urine

notallwugs: Two scientists walk into a bar: “I’ll have an H2O.” “I’ll have an H2O, too.” The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms

massivewastelandkitty: foreplay interchange between two people who are going to have the most intimate relation between two human beings. Exciting process of all, because your brain is still functioning.

I’m the kind of person who could not function effectively without a planner, I have to write down everything. But since it’s December and I’m scheduling things for January too, I’m carrying around two different ones all the time which feels a

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